Jassi plays entertainer
No, its not Jaspal Bhatti but loudmouth Jaswant Singh who is busy playing entertainer to our netas in white in Dilwalon ki Delhi these days. With characteristic dildaari, Jassi babu is happy dishing out the dope needed to fill some amusement in the inaction-ridden lives of the babus of the lotus brigade, who have been sitting vella in the nation’s capital for more than half a decade now. His big mouth has been ranting out demented notes in perfect symphony these days and setting the most fertile ground for political suicide. Latest news has it, he has succeeded.
A few days back he was making headlines with his comic liquor references. He was caught exclaiming to Opposition leader Pranab Mukherjee that the Tax deduction schemes for senior citizens would not even avail him of a bottle of whisky. The Parliamentarians giggled and sympathized. Jassi ji even went on to give some anti-dethroning advice to Bong babu. His tip- Money, Money, Money, Its not funny! Making references to his own brief terms in the fin portfolio during Bhajpa’s golden era, he insisted that the fin minister was faced with a tough job and the occupant in that portfolio doesn’t last long in the office.
Seems like he was prophesying his own fate. He embarked on the path of making the prophecy come true when he repeated the famous Advani mistake of eulogizing Jinnah in his book ‘Jinnah: India, Partition, Independence’ released recently. Our bhajpa cadres were quick to pick the kick-me-out hints being tossed by out by Jassi ji. They had made it only too apparent earlier that praising Jinnah was not the best way in their minds to win minority votes, when Advani was asked to step down from the post of the Party President for his famous Hail-Jinnah remark on his earlier visit to Pak. While that did not seem to budge Jassi ji off the fatal path, this time, the BJP decided to use a heavier lathi. They decided to oblige Jas babu and kicked him out of the BJP after the BJP’s parliamentary committee decided on the same unanimously.
Their reason: They intend to use Jas babu as guinea pig to showcase the penalty for bad-boy behaviour in the party. Mr. Singh, only seems relieved.